Bikers and Bounty Hunters and Porn Stars, OH MY!

SPOILER ALERT:  We've watched 4 eps of season 2.  

HOLY CRAP!  The porn stuff is over the top!  I am somewhat wishing they'd refrain from showing us 69s and desktop doggies.  These bikers party more than Studio 54 in 1976.  Which makes me giggle my ASS OFF that they don't want drugs in Charming.  They sell AK47s...steal cars...and orgie every other night...but keep the drugs OUT, man.  LOL

Is it me?  Or was the scene with Jax and Tara in the bathroom HOT?!  I was practically jumping up and down when she smiled at the porn star ho like "Mmm hmmm. Tell your story walkin'...bitch."  I am NOT going to do well with Jax doing a porn star - I can tell you that RIGHT now.  I'm hoping they don't go that route...but I fear it's going to happen.  And even if he's seeing Tara's face the whole time (best line ever)...it's still going to make me throw up in my mouth a little.

Um, Opie?  Hi...yeah...it's Carol.  Is there some reason you're siding with CLAY, boyfriend?? Cuz last time I checked, Jax didn't try to kill you.  Just sayin'.

Is it me or does Bobby look ridiculously adorable with his glasses on while he's berating Luanne for cooking her books?  Thought so.

OH Gemma.  Gemma....Gemma...Gemma.  What am I going to do with you?  I get why she won't tell Clay what happened.  But when they send you a rubber mask after the fact?  Yeah...I'm thinking it's time to fess up.  Geez...I am terrified they're going to do it again like that beefed up Henry Rollins said!  Cool peace sign tattoo...NOT.  It looks like my 8 year old designed it.  And how about how she couldn't shoot him because he was talking to his son about little league?!?  Holy SHIT is this show good or what??  The writing is FANTASTIC!!!!  All I can hear is Brody aka Jason Lee in Mallrats:  "Where do you come UP with this shit?!?"

And HOW FUNNY was ________ (shit, I still can't remember his name) when he got taken by the bounty hunters??  We were HOWLING when they were in the van and he was nicknaming everyone.  And when they backed the flatbed into the motel room?  LOL  OMG Stop.  I'm hysterical again!

OK - Episodes 5/6/7 tonight.  Can't WAIT.