SPOILER ALERT: I am 3 episodes into season 5!
OMG I LOVE Clay taking Piney's place on Oxygen Island. That shit is CLASSIC! Karma's a bitch, huh Clay? You piece of shit.
Best line of the night: "Is that LeRoy?" "Most of him." ROFLMAO! SHIZZLE - that scene (with Pope's right hand man killing the 2nd in charge who is now 1st in charge after they killed LeRoy?) Holy shit that was PURE GENIUS!!!
Shit. Is Clay going to figure out that RICO is after them?
"We don't let other people raise our children. It's selfish...and lazy." LOL! Gemma's so pious!
OH MY GOD! Tig's daughter!!! Pope, you son of a bitch! You bastard! How could anyone DO something so horrific!!! And damnit, I LIKE Rachel Miner. I am so pissed she's already off the show! Poor Tig. Oh man...Poor Tig.
Really enjoying Jimmy Smits! I like him playing a nice guy pimp much better than an uppity detective.
Tara is getting married with her black bra straps hanging out. She looks like me at yoga class.
"I don't think your whore Friday is keen on me..." ROFLMAO! Gemma's delivery never misses.
They just showed Clay looking all dejected with his oxynecklace before leaving on a mission with the guys...and my hubby goes "He's gonna be riding Piney's trike". I might pee my pants. How's it feel, Clay??? (Talk about residuals. I loved Piney and truly miss his presence on this show and I loathe Clay for killing him. Piney was the Gemma of the men. He kept everyone honest.)
Another fantastic line of the evening: Wrap a scarf around that shit. What are ya, 15? Go Tara. She's been trained by Gemma, aka "The Master".
OH MY GOD. POPE wants Jax to KILL one of the Sons. And he says Tig can never get out of jail. So I don't see any other choice for Jax but to pick Tig. Tig's probably going to agree to it, too. (At this point, I didn't understand that Jax wasn't allowed to pick Tig.)
Oh my god. I can't believe Opie is dead. I am so horrifically sad.
GEEZ - I can't watch this show anymore! Holy SAMCRO this is shitty as hell! My hubster is so upset, he doesn't know what to DO with himself!! He just went to text one of his best buds, Brendan - at 11:15 PM, no less - because Brendan's been telling us to watch SOA for a longggggg time - and Tom feels like one of their friends died. It's just so sad
Frankly though - being a chick and all - I'm kindof glad it was Opie. Hear me out. He was so lost. I mean, don't get me wrong, his KIDS now have NO ONE but his bitchy mother and his ex wife the porn star. But he checked out when Donna died and buried himself when Piney died. He wanted to go with them and is pretty much of no use to his kids or the club at this point. Poor thing. I guess I just hate to see a lost soul. Now he's at peace. (I grew up Catholic, whaddaya want from me?!)
And Tig. LORDDDDDDDDDDD TIG! WHAT in the world! When is he going to PIPE DOWN and not be so friggin compulsive! He gets everyone around him into trouble or dead! He's like Mr. Magoo!!!
OK that's enough for me. I'm exhausted after 3 episodes. I need sleep. I'll add some pretty pictures tomorrow. Check back now...ya hear?
Not being deliberately anonymous...just have no account...must look into that as ive just spent the last 3 hours reading your outlander/discovery of witches/twilight/50 shades HILARITY...you are freakin funny man..love your style! First point re SOA...Jax can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned. I haven't been this obsessed with a man since Christopher Atkins in the pirate movie. Even watching him walk makes me antsy. Second point...have u read a book called Daughter of smoke and bone? 2nd in the trilogy is Days of blood and starlight...I really think they r right up ur ally girl...very bloggable, hot angel guy, great story, excellent characters...give it a crack! Thanks for the laughs Carol, all the way from down under x
ReplyDeleteAnonymous-who-isn't-anonymous, you rock! So glad you found the Purgatory blogs! TOTALLY agree with you on Jax. Whatever he does, I'm behind him. LOL re: chris atkins!!
DeleteI haven't read those books but I will head over to goodreads and check them out right now...thanks!
We have an Outlander chat (that spills into other books/shows sometimes) if you are ever around for it. It's 9PM Eastern time on Mondays here...so that's what, 1PM Tuesdays in Sydney? (Not sure where you are in Australia but I base everything on Sydney. LOL!)
PS - LOVE the Jax swagger!!! I'll have to blog about that. ;)
Oh man I'm STOKED I found purgatory...not only did i laugh so much i spat my drink onto my ipad, and had to endure my darling husband calling me 'feral' for the next hour, but im thinking it'll give me some insider knowledge of the Netherworld before I no doubt end up there for real...for AT LEAST 200 years, ken?
DeleteIve read and loved all your purgatory books, and as I just finished a re-read of the Outlander series the timing was AMAZEBALLS! Who'd have thought I'd ever have unsavory dreams about a red head in a kilt!! (clearly my tastes have matured since Chris Atkins)...love love love those books and itching for the next one.
As for SOA and aside from the cant-peel-my-eyes-away-even-if-my-kid-was-on-fire Jax-effect, I really think Kurt Sutter is a genius and the writing is just incredible. So glad you've found it and know you will love the rest of season 5...last few eps....Jesus H Roosevelt Christ talk about heart palpitations and possible earlier-than-anticipated entry into purgatory!
Definitely check those books out, you dinna wanna miss em.
Ginnie the anonymous feral
Oh you are NOT kidding. I was on the edge of my seat during the last episode of season 5. And that's after being on the edge of my seat for the finales of the last seasons before it. How about season 3's finale?!? OH MY GOD is all I have to say.
DeleteSorry I'm so late in responding - I do read all these comments but sometimes life gets in the way and it takes me a while!
LOL re: feral That is SO me when I'm flipping out and typing all this stuff. I would say my husband says that, too...only he doesn't because he's usually napping on the couch when I'm ferociously blogging. LOL
This is where I'm at - I know, I know...a day late and a dollar short, but had to wait for the damn thing to come out on DVD. Carol, you did pick the funniest lines from the show! I have to say I think Jimmy Smits is hot on this show...he looks great in a tank. :) I totally agree with your assessment of Opie....he really was beyond repair IMO. I'm kind of upset with Gemma though; I want her to be one of the good guys - that's how much I like her! And she's disappointing me. Well lots more eps to watch from this season. I can't wait to read your other posts....
ReplyDeleteGirllll...no way - you're pretty far into it! Keep going! Keep going! Can't wait til Tuesday!!! :)
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