Tito Get Me a Tissue

SPOILER ALERT:  I am 3 episodes into season 5!

OMG I LOVE Clay taking Piney's place on Oxygen Island.  That shit is CLASSIC!  Karma's a bitch, huh Clay?  You piece of shit.

Best line of the night:  "Is that LeRoy?"  "Most of him."  ROFLMAO!  SHIZZLE - that scene (with Pope's right hand man killing the 2nd in charge who is now 1st in charge after they killed LeRoy?)  Holy shit that was PURE GENIUS!!!

Shit.  Is Clay going to figure out that RICO is after them?

"We don't let other people raise our children.  It's selfish...and lazy."  LOL!  Gemma's so pious!

OH MY GOD!  Tig's daughter!!!  Pope, you son of a bitch!  You bastard!  How could anyone DO something so horrific!!!  And damnit, I LIKE Rachel Miner.  I am so pissed she's already off the show!  Poor Tig.  Oh man...Poor Tig.

Really enjoying Jimmy Smits!  I like him playing a nice guy pimp much better than an uppity detective.

Tara is getting married with her black bra straps hanging out.  She looks like me at yoga class.

"I don't think your whore Friday is keen on me..."  ROFLMAO!  Gemma's delivery never misses.

They just showed Clay looking all dejected with his oxynecklace before leaving on a mission with the guys...and my hubby goes "He's gonna be riding Piney's trike".  I might pee my pants.  How's it feel, Clay???  (Talk about residuals.  I loved Piney and truly miss his presence on this show and I loathe Clay for killing him.   Piney was the Gemma of the men.  He kept everyone honest.)

Another fantastic line of the evening:  Wrap a scarf around that shit.  What are ya, 15?  Go Tara. She's been trained by Gemma, aka "The Master".

OH MY GOD.  POPE wants Jax to KILL one of the Sons.  And he says Tig can never get out of jail.  So I don't see any other choice for Jax but to pick Tig.  Tig's probably going to agree to it, too.  (At this point, I didn't understand that Jax wasn't allowed to pick Tig.)

Oh my god.  I can't believe Opie is dead.  I am so horrifically sad.

GEEZ - I can't watch this show anymore!  Holy SAMCRO this is shitty as hell!  My hubster is so upset, he doesn't know what to DO with himself!!  He just went to text one of his best buds, Brendan - at 11:15 PM, no less - because Brendan's been telling us to watch SOA for a longggggg time - and Tom feels like one of their friends died.  It's just so sad

Frankly though - being a chick and all - I'm kindof glad it was Opie.  Hear me out.  He was so lost.  I mean, don't get me wrong, his KIDS now have NO ONE but his bitchy mother and his ex wife the porn star.  But he checked out when Donna died and buried himself when Piney died.  He wanted to go with them and is pretty much of no use to his kids or the club at this point.  Poor thing.  I guess I just hate to see a lost soul.  Now he's at peace.  (I grew up Catholic, whaddaya want from me?!)

And Tig.  LORDDDDDDDDDDD TIG!  WHAT in the world!  When is he going to PIPE DOWN and not be so friggin compulsive!  He gets everyone around him into trouble or dead!  He's like Mr. Magoo!!!

OK that's enough for me.  I'm exhausted after 3 episodes.  I need sleep.  I'll add some pretty pictures tomorrow.  Check back now...ya hear?