SPOILER ALERT: I am 3 episodes into season 5!
OMG I LOVE Clay taking Piney's place on Oxygen Island. That shit is CLASSIC! Karma's a bitch, huh Clay? You piece of shit.
Best line of the night: "Is that LeRoy?" "Most of him." ROFLMAO! SHIZZLE - that scene (with Pope's right hand man killing the 2nd in charge who is now 1st in charge after they killed LeRoy?) Holy shit that was PURE GENIUS!!!
Shit. Is Clay going to figure out that RICO is after them?
"We don't let other people raise our children. It's selfish...and lazy." LOL! Gemma's so pious!
OH MY GOD! Tig's daughter!!! Pope, you son of a bitch! You bastard! How could anyone DO something so horrific!!! And damnit, I LIKE Rachel Miner. I am so pissed she's already off the show! Poor Tig. Oh man...Poor Tig.
Really enjoying Jimmy Smits! I like him playing a nice guy pimp much better than an uppity detective.
Tara is getting married with her black bra straps hanging out. She looks like me at yoga class.
"I don't think your whore Friday is keen on me..." ROFLMAO! Gemma's delivery never misses.
They just showed Clay looking all dejected with his oxynecklace before leaving on a mission with the guys...and my hubby goes "He's gonna be riding Piney's trike". I might pee my pants. How's it feel, Clay??? (Talk about residuals. I loved Piney and truly miss his presence on this show and I loathe Clay for killing him. Piney was the Gemma of the men. He kept everyone honest.)
Another fantastic line of the evening: Wrap a scarf around that shit. What are ya, 15? Go Tara. She's been trained by Gemma, aka "The Master".
OH MY GOD. POPE wants Jax to KILL one of the Sons. And he says Tig can never get out of jail. So I don't see any other choice for Jax but to pick Tig. Tig's probably going to agree to it, too. (At this point, I didn't understand that Jax wasn't allowed to pick Tig.)
Oh my god. I can't believe Opie is dead. I am so horrifically sad.
GEEZ - I can't watch this show anymore! Holy SAMCRO this is shitty as hell! My hubster is so upset, he doesn't know what to DO with himself!! He just went to text one of his best buds, Brendan - at 11:15 PM, no less - because Brendan's been telling us to watch SOA for a longggggg time - and Tom feels like one of their friends died. It's just so sad
Frankly though - being a chick and all - I'm kindof glad it was Opie. Hear me out. He was so lost. I mean, don't get me wrong, his KIDS now have NO ONE but his bitchy mother and his ex wife the porn star. But he checked out when Donna died and buried himself when Piney died. He wanted to go with them and is pretty much of no use to his kids or the club at this point. Poor thing. I guess I just hate to see a lost soul. Now he's at peace. (I grew up Catholic, whaddaya want from me?!)
And Tig. LORDDDDDDDDDDD TIG! WHAT in the world! When is he going to PIPE DOWN and not be so friggin compulsive! He gets everyone around him into trouble or dead! He's like Mr. Magoo!!!
OK that's enough for me. I'm exhausted after 3 episodes. I need sleep. I'll add some pretty pictures tomorrow. Check back now...ya hear?
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Broken Clay Figures
SPOILER ALERT: I have watched 4 seasons of Sons of Anarchy!!!
Holy crap - where do I even start? The last 5/10 minutes of the last episode of season 4 - just like the last 5/10 minutes of the last episode of season 3 - was effing FANTASTIC. HOW about Jax struttin' his stuff into the "chapel" and sitting his ass down at the head of the table? And putting CHIBS in the seat next to him?! BRILLS!
Awww...poor Tigs. He was NOT happy to get the boot to the next seat down. He was almost as dejected and pissed off as I was in church this morning when a family came in late and the usher shoved my ass to the middle of the row...but I digress.
BUT - as much as I loved it - I hated something, too. WHAT was with TARA coming in...talking to Jax about PERSONAL BIZZNAZZ...and being all possessive with him with her arm around him? As cool as it was to compare the scene to the shot of Gemma and John Teller all those years ago, it was ANNOYING AS HELL to see Tara treating Jax like a big ol' BABY in front of his club. Talk about EMASCULATING! All I wanted to say to her was "TARA! (yelled like Jax yells it) You are his OLD LADY! Go home and fix him a turkey pot pie, bitch!" Jax is going to have to teach her to do as she's told.
And where was Opie? SHITE. He is pissed...and I don't blame him one bit! Clay KILLED PINEY! And not-for-nuthin'....but I loved Piney. I am NOT happy he's dead.
What I am tickled PINK about is that Juice is free and clear and doesn't have to worry anymore.
How about that freaky US Asst. District Attorney just walking away at the end and being so nice to everyone??? I LOVED how he handed over Juice's history folder. And I nearly PLOTZED when he walked into the Council and dumped out the sex toys. Although EW - I didn't even know there was such a thing as a CHILD lifelike doll last night. HOW that is OK for them to manufacture them in ANY country is BEYOND me.
Moving on...I loved how the cop at the convenience store was so nice to Jax and treated him like a regular schmo. Because for a couple glorious hours, he WAS a regular schmo. I truly hope he gets to feel that feeling again. I can tell he's going to be a complete badass in season 5...but I hope SOMEDAY the man gets to walk around barefoot, in his front hard - without his cut - and WITHOUT someone watching from a van on the street.
Holy crap - where do I even start? The last 5/10 minutes of the last episode of season 4 - just like the last 5/10 minutes of the last episode of season 3 - was effing FANTASTIC. HOW about Jax struttin' his stuff into the "chapel" and sitting his ass down at the head of the table? And putting CHIBS in the seat next to him?! BRILLS!
Awww...poor Tigs. He was NOT happy to get the boot to the next seat down. He was almost as dejected and pissed off as I was in church this morning when a family came in late and the usher shoved my ass to the middle of the row...but I digress.
BUT - as much as I loved it - I hated something, too. WHAT was with TARA coming in...talking to Jax about PERSONAL BIZZNAZZ...and being all possessive with him with her arm around him? As cool as it was to compare the scene to the shot of Gemma and John Teller all those years ago, it was ANNOYING AS HELL to see Tara treating Jax like a big ol' BABY in front of his club. Talk about EMASCULATING! All I wanted to say to her was "TARA! (yelled like Jax yells it) You are his OLD LADY! Go home and fix him a turkey pot pie, bitch!" Jax is going to have to teach her to do as she's told.
And where was Opie? SHITE. He is pissed...and I don't blame him one bit! Clay KILLED PINEY! And not-for-nuthin'....but I loved Piney. I am NOT happy he's dead.
What I am tickled PINK about is that Juice is free and clear and doesn't have to worry anymore.
How about that freaky US Asst. District Attorney just walking away at the end and being so nice to everyone??? I LOVED how he handed over Juice's history folder. And I nearly PLOTZED when he walked into the Council and dumped out the sex toys. Although EW - I didn't even know there was such a thing as a CHILD lifelike doll last night. HOW that is OK for them to manufacture them in ANY country is BEYOND me.
Moving on...I loved how the cop at the convenience store was so nice to Jax and treated him like a regular schmo. Because for a couple glorious hours, he WAS a regular schmo. I truly hope he gets to feel that feeling again. I can tell he's going to be a complete badass in season 5...but I hope SOMEDAY the man gets to walk around barefoot, in his front hard - without his cut - and WITHOUT someone watching from a van on the street.
Friday, January 25, 2013
Just When You Thought It Was Safe (To Mule Drugs For The Cartel)...
SPOILER ALERT: I am 7 episodes into Season 4, y'all.
Holy shit! Clay is starting to = le Douche!!! He's never been a nice guy, per se...but now he's standing on the edge of the good guy diving board, ready to jump way the hell into the Biggest Douchebag Biker of All Douchebag Bikers Ever pool!!!!!
LOL - this was a great line, and I don't even remember who said it:
"A little bit too Mad Max don'tcha think?" (About blowing up the "grease truck".)
SHIT things are heating up SO FAST. WHAT the EFF is with Juice?!? In one or two episodes he has managed to dig the most MASSIVE hole for himself! We left off with the tree branch breaking last night when he tried to hang himself in the chains from the tow truck! WTF?!? WHY didn't he just go to SAMCRO the second he found out they wanted him to rat? I can't BELIEVE how easily he turned, too! I GET that he's afraid they'll find out his dad is black...but, shit! You don't just TURN, mijo! You TELL THE CLUB! He should have said "Look - I didn't know and I don't even know if it's true but they say my dad is black" and taken whatever lumps they gave him. And yes. I know. Those lumps could have meant death. BUT - he could have said "Look - they wanted me to rat...but I DIDN'T. I chose to come to you guys with some SERIOUSLY HELPFUL INTEL, instead." HOW can he believe the new police chief is going to leave SAMCRO out of it?? Is he NUTS?!? It's like Hale and Stahl all over again! I just can't believe Juice is THAT stupid. I really can't. AND - doesn't he care enough about the club to want to warn them?
This is all CLAY'S fault. No one trusts anyone anymore...or at least they don't trust Clay. If this were a few years ago - before all this shit started hitting the fan with the IRA and the Russians and the Mayans and the Cartel (the list goes on)...Juice wouldn't have thought twice before going to the club and letting them know what was happening. I really believe that.
Moving on - very intrigued by the story with Tig's daughter. Who, by the way, I knew was Rachel Miner immediately. She is a fantastic actress since her Guiding Light days...and I really hope we get to see a bit of a story play out with her character. Poor Tig. Underneath all the leather and blood, he's just a dad with his wallet out, saying, "How much do you need?"
Jax is starting to freak me out. He's so intent on getting out, that he's making stupid decisions. Oh yeah, that's right, Jax...just go chase the dude in the car who were SHOOTING at you with AK47S...and don't even wait for back up. (LOL "backup" like he's CHiPs or something.)
And Tara! HOLY CRAP, Tara is SO FUCKED! When Clay put that hit out on her with THE CARTEL, I wanted to shoot him, myself. A CARTEL! I KNOW what that shit can do. I watch Breaking Bad! She might as well say her goodbyes and visit the funeral parlor because she is so history. This shit reads like a book. Tara's going to get it and then next season Jax is going to be the badassiest mothereffer on the planet. I almost WANT poor Tara to kick it, just to see Jax be so fierce. Guess I'll have to wait and see...
One more thing...I LOVE Unser (who I've been calling Unger. Whoops. My bad.) That poor soul is SO GOOD. Clay doesn't deserve to stand on the same ground. Ugh. I hate Clay.
It's Friday y'all. 3 more eps coming up!
PS - WHO even WAS the dude Juice killed? For 7 episodes, Tom and I have been saying "Who the hell IS this guy??" And I love ______ (dude who finally made up with Tig). Crap, can't remember his name. We call him "Chicken Situation" because he reminds us of Greg Behrendt who wrote "He's Just Not That Into You" and was a writer on Sex and the City.
LOL - this was a great line, and I don't even remember who said it:
"A little bit too Mad Max don'tcha think?" (About blowing up the "grease truck".)
SHIT things are heating up SO FAST. WHAT the EFF is with Juice?!? In one or two episodes he has managed to dig the most MASSIVE hole for himself! We left off with the tree branch breaking last night when he tried to hang himself in the chains from the tow truck! WTF?!? WHY didn't he just go to SAMCRO the second he found out they wanted him to rat? I can't BELIEVE how easily he turned, too! I GET that he's afraid they'll find out his dad is black...but, shit! You don't just TURN, mijo! You TELL THE CLUB! He should have said "Look - I didn't know and I don't even know if it's true but they say my dad is black" and taken whatever lumps they gave him. And yes. I know. Those lumps could have meant death. BUT - he could have said "Look - they wanted me to rat...but I DIDN'T. I chose to come to you guys with some SERIOUSLY HELPFUL INTEL, instead." HOW can he believe the new police chief is going to leave SAMCRO out of it?? Is he NUTS?!? It's like Hale and Stahl all over again! I just can't believe Juice is THAT stupid. I really can't. AND - doesn't he care enough about the club to want to warn them? This is all CLAY'S fault. No one trusts anyone anymore...or at least they don't trust Clay. If this were a few years ago - before all this shit started hitting the fan with the IRA and the Russians and the Mayans and the Cartel (the list goes on)...Juice wouldn't have thought twice before going to the club and letting them know what was happening. I really believe that.
Jax is starting to freak me out. He's so intent on getting out, that he's making stupid decisions. Oh yeah, that's right, Jax...just go chase the dude in the car who were SHOOTING at you with AK47S...and don't even wait for back up. (LOL "backup" like he's CHiPs or something.)
And Tara! HOLY CRAP, Tara is SO FUCKED! When Clay put that hit out on her with THE CARTEL, I wanted to shoot him, myself. A CARTEL! I KNOW what that shit can do. I watch Breaking Bad! She might as well say her goodbyes and visit the funeral parlor because she is so history. This shit reads like a book. Tara's going to get it and then next season Jax is going to be the badassiest mothereffer on the planet. I almost WANT poor Tara to kick it, just to see Jax be so fierce. Guess I'll have to wait and see...
It's Friday y'all. 3 more eps coming up!
PS - WHO even WAS the dude Juice killed? For 7 episodes, Tom and I have been saying "Who the hell IS this guy??" And I love ______ (dude who finally made up with Tig). Crap, can't remember his name. We call him "Chicken Situation" because he reminds us of Greg Behrendt who wrote "He's Just Not That Into You" and was a writer on Sex and the City.
Goodbye Season 3!
SPOILER ALERT: I have now watched all of Season 3!
WOWWIE WOWWERS. Holy SHITE. I cannot BELIEVE all the stuff that went down in these last few episodes. Ireland...Jax sleeping with the skankiest ho on the planet...Stahl getting hers!
And yet...the most amazing thing that happened, in my opinion, is that Gemma was able to whip up that massive breakfast for the entire MC and their old ladies, just 12 mere hours after deboarding a cargo plane from Belfast.
Geez - where to start? I loved the last 10 minutes of the last episods. Watching the MC so brilliantly handle that whole situation with the Russians and Stahl was mind-blowing. Watching Unger stand back and let is happen was tremendous. And knowing that both Stahl - and Jimmy - were no longer walking the planet was worth every second of my late-night, swollen-eyed, fingernail-bitten Sons of Anarchy marathons of late.
But you know what really annoys the crap outta me? Jax gets back - babe-in-hand - and all is right with the world. Or at least with Tara. No questions...no freak-outs...no "Gee thanks for simultaneously putting me at risk for gonorrhea, syphilis AND chlamydia...all in one night." Nothing! Just "I love you - here's your baby's left foot - blah blah blah". If I were Tara, I'd have been three states over before his ass even hit the Atlantic, let alone Belfast. But...as JJ reminds me...they are BIKERS. They don't think the way I do. Seriously though...a little more relationship stuff between Jax and Tara would help me wrap my brain around a few things here and there. I wish the writers would realize this. Meanwhile, the guys reading this (LOL as if there are any; please make yourself known if so!) are thinking "We're just fine with little to no lovey lovey crap from Jax and Tara, thankyouverymuch.)
So what will happen in Season 4??? KEEP READING, yeah?
WOWWIE WOWWERS. Holy SHITE. I cannot BELIEVE all the stuff that went down in these last few episodes. Ireland...Jax sleeping with the skankiest ho on the planet...Stahl getting hers!
Geez - where to start? I loved the last 10 minutes of the last episods. Watching the MC so brilliantly handle that whole situation with the Russians and Stahl was mind-blowing. Watching Unger stand back and let is happen was tremendous. And knowing that both Stahl - and Jimmy - were no longer walking the planet was worth every second of my late-night, swollen-eyed, fingernail-bitten Sons of Anarchy marathons of late.
So what will happen in Season 4??? KEEP READING, yeah?
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
It's a SAMCRO Emergency!
SPOILER ALERT: I am on episode 1 of Season 4!
I promise to blog about the last few eps of season 3 very soon...but for now, I HAD to whip out the laptop and tell you all the following:
HOLY SHIT! RANDOLPH MANTOOTH was just on Sons of Anarchy!!!!!!!!
Not only was he on it, it seems to be a "Very Special Sons of Anarchy".
Sorry for the cryptic post but I'm starting episode 2 as I type! Gotta watch!!
MORE LATER!
HOLY SHIT! RANDOLPH MANTOOTH was just on Sons of Anarchy!!!!!!!!
Not only was he on it, it seems to be a "Very Special Sons of Anarchy".
Sorry for the cryptic post but I'm starting episode 2 as I type! Gotta watch!!
MORE LATER!
Friday, January 18, 2013
Someone Find the A-JAX!!!
SPOILER ALERT: I have watched 7 episodes of season 3.
HOLY MOTHER OF HEYZEUS!!!!!! TARA JUST WALKED IN on Jax with the SKANKIEST SKANK on the PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD. I did NOT see THAT one coming at ALL. And I totally forgot she's preggars!!!! OH my god I had to GET UP FROM MY SEAT ON THE COUCH and walk OUT! I stood at the edge of the room and watched through my fingers once I realized she was coming in. I think he wanted her to find him with that SKANK. EW. I thought she was a skank from the moment I saw her. YUCK. Gross yellow hair and yellow, skanky eyebrows and crispy-fried skin? The skankiest skankness on the planet.
I hope Tara takes off and goes back to Chicago. Because eventually - when they find Abel - Jax is going to come back and be all lovey dovey and FUCK HIM because he's not worth the little blue paper slippers she wears over her shoes in the ER. WHAT an IMMATURE piece of SHIT. "Let's go find my son. We'll figure out what we're doing with our dicks when we get back." Ooooh...big man. NOT.
HOLY MOTHER OF HEYZEUS!!!!!! TARA JUST WALKED IN on Jax with the SKANKIEST SKANK on the PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD. I did NOT see THAT one coming at ALL. And I totally forgot she's preggars!!!! OH my god I had to GET UP FROM MY SEAT ON THE COUCH and walk OUT! I stood at the edge of the room and watched through my fingers once I realized she was coming in. I think he wanted her to find him with that SKANK. EW. I thought she was a skank from the moment I saw her. YUCK. Gross yellow hair and yellow, skanky eyebrows and crispy-fried skin? The skankiest skankness on the planet.
I hope Tara takes off and goes back to Chicago. Because eventually - when they find Abel - Jax is going to come back and be all lovey dovey and FUCK HIM because he's not worth the little blue paper slippers she wears over her shoes in the ER. WHAT an IMMATURE piece of SHIT. "Let's go find my son. We'll figure out what we're doing with our dicks when we get back." Ooooh...big man. NOT.
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